“Happy Feasting!” says Addiction, as it tips its head back to get ready for a good dose of shame and self beratement.
“Wait!” says Higher Self, putting the breaks on Addiction mid-air. “Isn’t this supposed to be a comedy?”
“Says who?” huffs Addiction, suddenly becoming very large.
The two stare at each other intently for what seems like eternity.
And then finally the sound was heard throughout the land, like a trumpet announcing a Royal Queen:
(Insert loud, resonant Laughter).